I missed last night's game, but the night before, and reading between the lines and applying ‘poetic license,’ the irrepressible Eck basically said, “Boy, does this poor Eveland suck—and the Red Sox offense isn’t much better.” (I hate poetry, but I sure do love poetic license.) Same rules, Sox hitting coach Dave Magadan basically said, “Youk, Ped, and JB are solid pros—but they are generally not gonna be MVP candidates; last year and the beginning of this year notwithstanding.” I sure hope Theo and co are thinking beyond Lowell, Pap, Tek, and Nick, because this team isn’t gonna beat the Yanks over the next couple of years.
Cultural insight: Unfortunately, I’m afraid internet porn is only gonna get more popular—because your computer won’t (can’t) shoot you while you’re sleeping. So, my advice to the young ladies: don’t shoot your boyfriends, because the computer was already gaining on you.
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