Saturday, July 11, 2009

I Don’t See Dead People—I Dream of Outs, Outs, Outs; a Freaking Ocean of Outs!

Even though I sprung for the full 2009 Baseball Package, I still might have to cut back on my Sox-watching. Last night I tossed and turned badly as, in my tortured dreams, in one nine-inning game wherein the Sox were shut out, the following happened: J.D. Drew grounded out to second nine times; Pap popped out to shortstop eight times; Jason Bay struck out seven times; Tek fouled out to the catcher six times; and Youk flied out to shallow center five times.

And Pedey watched twelve first pitch lollipops float by, and then swung at thirteen pitches that were at least a foot outside.

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